What an interesting day indeed it is. I was very much troubled when I read yesterday's story, and considered the potential implications. However in this moment my mind is at ease. You see a miracle happened to me. I had the pleasure of being saved by Benny Hinndrance. Bless me and lord shower angels and confetti all across my way, for all my physical ailments have evaporated, I know longer have a housing crisis, and I gave all my money to his blessed crusading and cronies. Ah yes what be it me to be troubled with this world when I can enjoy being hypnotised by Benny Hinndrance.
Meanwhile Wayward Wally was deep in contemplation devising a most devilishly cunning plan, as cunning as a fox who is professor of cunning at Foxford University. However he came upon two significant problems.
Firstly Wally was concerned about the dark word democracy. The very word had sinister undertones, and even uttering out-loud left Wally feeling deeply drained. He had seen with his own eyes the effects of this word in countries struggling to climb out of war. When elections are called in any particular region or country, abductions, torture, murder, and violence in general, escalates. This was proof to Wally that democracy had to be a bad thing.
The other issue troubling Wally is quite surprisingly relating to none other than Benny Hinndrance. Wally new full well that Benny Hinndrance was lost in a delusional, grandiose state of communion with the the big cheese. Therefore he knew that that Benny was nothing more than tasty sweets to little sleepy children. The trouble was however that his sweets were so yummy, and all the kiddies were very very hungry. Indeed this was the hunger that Wally himself was wanting to feed.
Admittedly Benny had stumbled on a few little secrets. Firstly he has the capacity to hypnotise people who are almost asleep. Secondly, if people have psychosomatic issues - even say a physical ailment that has healed, yet the person still believes they have a problem - then Benny can wave his magic bible and hallelujah a miracle has happened. Benny really believes in his own delusion, and he knows what people deeply need – love; compassion; and trust.
Wally was perplexed because to him it seemed that there was little difference between Benny and his cronies, and preachers who profess violence in the name of the Moslem religion. Both flock seem blind and easily lead. The only difference appeared to be that the message was vastly different. Benny really did say the nicest things. He actually means well, and can actually help. So it seemed a little strange to Wayward Wally. Hence he decided to go and see his guru, Adwarf Hateler.
Adwarf was as usual full of sparkling revulsion. However he remained silent for a while pondering the puzzle.
Meanwhile Wayward Wally was deep in contemplation devising a most devilishly cunning plan, as cunning as a fox who is professor of cunning at Foxford University. However he came upon two significant problems.
Firstly Wally was concerned about the dark word democracy. The very word had sinister undertones, and even uttering out-loud left Wally feeling deeply drained. He had seen with his own eyes the effects of this word in countries struggling to climb out of war. When elections are called in any particular region or country, abductions, torture, murder, and violence in general, escalates. This was proof to Wally that democracy had to be a bad thing.
The other issue troubling Wally is quite surprisingly relating to none other than Benny Hinndrance. Wally new full well that Benny Hinndrance was lost in a delusional, grandiose state of communion with the the big cheese. Therefore he knew that that Benny was nothing more than tasty sweets to little sleepy children. The trouble was however that his sweets were so yummy, and all the kiddies were very very hungry. Indeed this was the hunger that Wally himself was wanting to feed.
Admittedly Benny had stumbled on a few little secrets. Firstly he has the capacity to hypnotise people who are almost asleep. Secondly, if people have psychosomatic issues - even say a physical ailment that has healed, yet the person still believes they have a problem - then Benny can wave his magic bible and hallelujah a miracle has happened. Benny really believes in his own delusion, and he knows what people deeply need – love; compassion; and trust.
Wally was perplexed because to him it seemed that there was little difference between Benny and his cronies, and preachers who profess violence in the name of the Moslem religion. Both flock seem blind and easily lead. The only difference appeared to be that the message was vastly different. Benny really did say the nicest things. He actually means well, and can actually help. So it seemed a little strange to Wayward Wally. Hence he decided to go and see his guru, Adwarf Hateler.
Adwarf was as usual full of sparkling revulsion. However he remained silent for a while pondering the puzzle.
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